I Still Don't Know How I Got Roped Into Going Shoe Shopping... I Must Be A Sucker For Punishment... But It Was A Fun Experience Nonetheless... There's Something I That I Noticed, There Is One Difference In Particular Between A Guy Shopping And A Girl Shopping... Guys Shop With A Strict Purpose, Girls Shop With A Broad Idea Of What They Want... And I Really Do Meant Broad... (Still It Would Be My Pleasure To Do It Again…) (Maybe… But Only If Chocolate Is Involved )

The Three Hour Shopping Expedition On Queen Street Was Packed With Gems Of Entertainment, I Felt Like A Spy Infiltrating A Top Secret Military Base Holding A Get Out Of Jail Free Card... The Day Was Extra Enjoyable As It Was School Holidays And Young Teen Girls Equipped With Their Mother's Credit Card Came Out In Packs Fighting Over Mirror Space At Supré…

I Have Also Noticed That An Instant Brotherhood Relationship Forms When Two Guys Make Eye Contact While Waiting Outside The Fitting Rooms… It's Strange But It's There… Sort Of Like A Yeah, Yeah… I Feel Your Pain.

Another Thing, Why Do Women Ask For Shoes Two Sizes Two Small And The When They Fail To Cram Their Feet In There Complain To The Shop Assistant That "These Size 49s Are Way Smaller Than The Usual Size 49s" I Only Managed To Count 2 Cases This Time And Even Her Friend Made A Comment That Her Feet Were Big… Argh! Mysteries Of The Female Mind…

Hmmm That Reminds Me I Need New Clothes And Sunglasses…. Who Wants To Go Shopping Guy Style? It Would Probably Take A Good Hour Or So, Instead Of The Three, And I Would Definitely Buy Something …

At The End Of The Day It Was A Great Experience, I Whole Heartedly Enjoyed Every Moment Well… Except For The Awkward Moment While Waiting Outside The Fitting Room, Trying To look Interested Inside A Tiny Store By Myself When A Bunch Of Guys Passes by Outside, Looking Through The Window With A 'Huh' Look On Their Faces, -1 Man Card For Me… But Apart From That Small Slip Up It Was Good… Ohhh And Don't Think I Have Forgotten The Torturous Drive Home Missy… That Song Is Still Stuck In My Head Damn Lamb Chop And The Never Ending Song… I'm Planning On A Devious Revenge Plan… You Just Wait…

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5 Things That Kept Me Entertained While Shopping:

5) Mother: "Ohh That Pair Of Shorts Makes Your Butt Look Perky" Daughter: "Really? I'll Take Them Then"... _{If Only My Dad Would Shop With Me And Tell Me My Butt Looked Perky In The Pair Of Jeans I Tried On… Wait… That Is Just Plain Wrong…}

4) "Oh My God Sandy, You Have Coconut Feet"... _{It Took All My Energy NOT To Burst Out Laughing... (Ummm What Are Coconut Feet? Does It Have Something To Do With Being Chubby?)}

3) It Looks Really Ridiculous When Girls Are Trying On High Heels... They Usually Only Have One Shoe So They Hobble Around The Store With One Heel One… _{I Could Have Sat There All Day With A Tub Of Pop-Corn And Be Happy As Larry... Seriously Why Not Ask For The Other Shoe? Sounds Simple To Me…}

2) The Day Would Have Been Complete If Someone Had Tried On A Pair Of Tartan Mini Skirt... _{Ahhhh Maybe Next Time ...}

1) Apparently Piss Yellow Is The New 'In' Thing At The Moment… _{It's A Fun Game To Walk Around Uni And Guess Exactly Which Store A Girls' Clothing Came From...}

The Following People Loves Dressing Up As French Maids, With Fishnet Stockings And Feather Dusters...



My Arms Were Twisted Behind My Back And I Have Been Roped Into The Following Clubs :



If I Give You My Heart Will You Break It???
If I Give You My Broken Heart Will You Mend It???